I just didn't want all the hatred and animosity directed me to be directed at the image of a beloved icon. Additionally, I was trying to spare some of the super duper patriots extreme mental anguish at the thought that the heinous, dastardly, evil JB Books is using their hero as an avatar.
Redmax forced Boss Hogg upon JB Books at my request, after I told him I snapped that picture of JB outside his office right after he'd dropped some cigar ash and loose change in a cup of soup a homeless guy was eating. I've gotten used to Ewing, tho.