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ignerntbend

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GOP MATH QUIZ (TEACHER'S GRADING COPY):

1. Billy Patriot has three apples. How many apples would Billy have if the Mexicans weren't hogging all his apples? (Answer: Rabble rabble rabble don't pay taxes rabble rabble.)

2. A train leaves Dallas traveling at 43 MPH. It is delayed when it strikes a stalled car abandoned on the tracks. Using the demographics of Texas as your data set, what are the odds some silly Mexican fouled up the train schedule? (Answer: Rabble rabble rabble what part of illegal don't LIEberals get rabble rabble.)

3. You have a degree, a belly, work in an air-conditioned office, and live in suburbia. How much of your mental energy is expended rationalizing your (expressed rhetorical) jealousy of a guy living in abject poverty whose curriculum vitae consists solely of a list of fruits he has experience picking? (Answer: Rabble rabble rabble life of Riley Rodriguez rabble rabble rabble)

FIND YOUR POLITICAL ORIENTATION QUIZ

1. You think This Land Is Your Land, a song written by a man who penned "Deportees", is a song that supports your xenophobia. T/F

2. You've never read an economic article or book without the word "alien" in it. T/F

3. 100% of your news comes from websites with banner ads featuring dead fetuses, waving flags, and/or ads to buy GOLD AND SEEDS NOW BEFORE IMMINENT GOV'T COLLAPSE. T/F

ANSWER KEY: Add total of answers marked "true". If less than 3, GET THA HELL OUTTA MUH COUNTRY YOU DEMONCRAT SOCIALIST
This is worth a second look.
 

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As soon as you tried to pull off the " illegals do not receive welfare and foodstamps" BS lie... The rest is void... Most of them do receive it..
Well if you say so, it must be true.

Only to those who live under rocks... Or with IQ's in single digits.. Or voted for oBlahma...
So are we to conclude that it takes at least a double digit IQ to cut and paste spam? Or, are we to conclude that it takes at least a double digit IQ to believe everything you read in spam despite the way it contradicts actual facts?
 

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Well if you say so, it must be true.

So are we to conclude that it takes at least a double digit IQ to cut and paste spam? Or, are we to conclude that it takes at least a double digit IQ to believe everything you read in spam despite the way it contradicts actual facts?

I deal with MANY of them that do receive mucho welfare... So I really dont need spam..
 

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Being from CA Ive worked side by side many illegals. Especially when I was 16 and started working in construction, also under the table, since in California you cant work a job that is considered by OSHA to be "hazardous" until you are 18. But if you ask around enough, and work hard, people will help you out. Ive never once met an illegal who drew welfare or depended on the government to survive. ***** because they take American jobs, meh whatever, but type casting all illegals into blood sucking leaches is simply inaccurate.

Ive also seen first hand how hard the seasonal farm workers who come on a seasonal visa to California actually live. They lived, sometimes 6 couples in the old Japanese camps that were built in WW2. Was a tough life for the 4 months some of the were here. But after talking to them, you find out that those conditions were better than where they came from.

That being said, I do think the US has a problem with immigration and some serious reform is needed. But I have met few Americans who would work the way most of the immigrants I knew did. But being a work harder shouldnt mean you can skirt the law, Im only seeing I can see it from both sides.
 

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