Man with dead Marten charged with assault

[chubbs]

http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2011-06-08-dead-weasel-assault_n.htm

Funny story

 

[BadgeBunny]

Somebody forgot to take their meds! LOL However I am impressed that he knew what a marten is ...

 

[Buddhaman]

That sounds like some Monty Python stuff there. "Sir, why do you carry a weasel?" "It's not a weasel, it's a marten!" "By jove, what is a marten?" "None of your business!" (punches guy in nose and runs off).

 

[RidgeHunter]

That sounds like some Monty Python stuff there. "Sir, why do you carry a weasel?" "It's not a weasel, it's a marten!" "By jove, what is a marten?" "None of your business!" (punches guy in nose and runs off).

LAWL. That's EXACTLY what I was thinking before I even read your post. Great minds.

"It's not a weasel, it's a marten."

I'd like to meet that guy.

 

[Mr10mm]

LAWL. That's EXACTLY what I was thinking before I even read your post. Great minds.

"It's not a weasel, it's a marten."

I'd like to meet that guy.

I was about to say has anyone heard from ridgehunter today? He might need some bail $$$$

 

[HMFIC]

I have an abundance of Dr. Pepper stuck deep in my sinus passages now.

Thanks.

 

[jimeradams]

Some folks are just so special! Want to see my "marten"? Wink wink, nudge nudge!

 

[870WingBlaster]

That sounds like some Monty Python stuff there. "Sir, why do you carry a weasel?" "It's not a weasel, it's a marten!" "By jove, what is a marten?" "None of your business!" (punches guy in nose and runs off).

I also thought of Monty Python

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npjOSLCR2hE

this is not dead(weasel), it is resting(marten)

 

[chubbs]

I wish I was there to witness this in person. I can actually picture someone getting mad that the dead animal was called something its not, then getting punched in the nose.

It is obvious that he is not a sane person