If you pee on your feet = big feet.
I hate to inform you that you are wrong. Once one reaches a certain age, pressure drops considerably. One is lucky to get a stream instead of a scattering dribble.
Great.......I turn 54 this month.......so just more to look forward to.
You've still got some time. I'm 73.
Another thing to look forward to: when you're 60 your eyes let in only one third of the light they did when you were 20. The pupils don't open as much.
So get used to having a flashlight in your pocket.
Oh, man.... you don't even KNOW yet....
Another one to add to the list:
If you pee this, you win the family stone award!
. I think the problem is old pipes and old pipes tend to restrict the flow of liquid so we all need to change to PEX. It's easy to work with and doesn't;t cost that much.... Or use a straw. We're ruined once a certain age is attained. I asked a Urologist once why I had prostate hypertrophy and he said, "It's your turn." I thought about the awhile and accepted what he said. The problem is that I can't accept being older, mu mood works just as good as it did when I was forty and I've acquired a lot more knowledge since then.... I remember when I was a kid and the old-timers told me of taking a Model-T coil and wiring it somehow to a wheel on a car and when a dog cam along to relieve himself he learned not to pee on a car. I've never seen that but I'm sure it must have worked.
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Over 50? NEVER... trust a fart.
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