My feet's bone spurs are hurting

[Shadowrider]

WHAT? Ya don't like gravy with a good steak?

Ketchup is just tomato gravy...

Manhood 101: A good steak might require a little salt. Maybe. If the cook did his part it won't need that but it's not the end of the world if it does. Condiments are for other stuff. Not steak.

 

[druryj]

I don't know why @druryj dragged me in on this.

I was loading up the trailer with some 2x6 lumber, some sod, and a steer.
My plan was to go to his house, span the roof hole with the 2x lumber, sod over it, and graze the steer on the pasture up there.
Whilst the steer is putting on weight, we could sit outside sipping tea from a Dixie cups.
When the steer is ready, we could have carved some Ribeyes out, to slightly grill, and smear with butter.

But, I got interrupted, and forgot what I was doing.

@Dumpstick; my good man...dragged you into this? Dragged you into this you say? I say not. You do however have a capitol idea. Or is it capital? How about just "real good then?"
What kinda sod? Will it keep the steer from pooping in my hot tub? Can we do some Braum's hot links to whet the ol appetites while we wait for the steer to get more fatterer?

 

[JD8]

 

[Cowcatcher]

It's raining.

 

[Dumpstick]

@Dumpstick; my good man...dragged you into this? Dragged you into this you say? I say not. You do however have a capitol idea. Or is it capital? How about just "real good then?"
What kinda sod? Will it keep the steer from pooping in my hot tub? Can we do some Braum's hot links to whet the ol appetites while we wait for the steer to get more fatterer?

I admit, the difference between capitOl and capitAl are difficult for the layman. Let me help.

I had a caiptOl idea. With an O. Because, that word is used in reference to the capitOl of a State, or Nation. We can remember that because the O reminds us of the dome in the roof of the building.
And, since I was talking about pasturing a steer on your roof, that makes it a capitOl idea.

Now, if we had spoken about pasturing that steer on a ship, it would have been a capitAl idea. As in a Capital Ship of the Navy, referencing a major ship of the line.
And, everyone knows that :

A capital ship for an ocean trip
Is The Walloping Window Blind.
No gale that blew dismayed her crew,
nor troubled her Captains' mind.

So, had we wanted to have the Ship Surgeon check on your bone spurs, that would have been the ship on which to do it.
And, we can use his instruments to carve out the Ribeyes from the steer, which by now is on the foredeck.

 

[druryj]

Well...duh.


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[MacFromOK]

WHAT? Ya don't like gravy with a good steak?

Ketchup is just tomato gravy...

Manhood 101: A good steak might require a little salt. Maybe. If the cook did his part it won't need that but it's not the end of the world if it does. Condiments are for other stuff. Not steak.

So... it's ok to put ketchup on the fries you have with a steak?

Seems like a distinction without much difference...

 

[Shadowrider]

So... it's ok to put ketchup on the fries you have with a steak?

Seems like a distinction without much difference...

As long as it doesn't touch the steak it's all good!

ETA: Try some of the Whataburger spicy. It's pretty good.

 

[Dumpstick]

When I was in Germany, they put mayonnaise on their fries.
They called em Pommes Frites

 

[Glock 40]

Good friend from Germany said her favorite food is basically raw hamburger on cracker
ground fresh at butcher. No thank you.