I told her to get out of my fort!
Yep, any man that has not been told he is immature by his Wife has to ask himself.... "What have I been doing wrong?"
You let her know you had a fort?
I picked up Mrs. GED the other day and took her to lunch. She climbed up in my truck and Godsmack was playing on the stereo. She asked me what in the hell I was listening to. I told her. She then said, and I quote, "how old are you?"
Thank her for the complement and move on!! Nothing to see here!! Can't always act you age ..... makes ya old!!!
Best part of my week is in the middle of my grand kids acting the fool!!
Best part of my week is in the middle of my grand kids acting the fool!!
Lady at the liquor store the other day.
"you old enough to buy that" with a laugh.
My reply: Wife keeps telling me to quit acting like a 2 year old occasionally, so you probably should check my ID.....
"you old enough to buy that" with a laugh.
My reply: Wife keeps telling me to quit acting like a 2 year old occasionally, so you probably should check my ID.....
Most of the time clerks will just clear the "is customer old enough" question (because, Lord knows, you should have to be an adult to buy engine degreaser 
), but when they ask "are you 18?", I answer "not any more."
), but when they ask "are you 18?", I answer "not any more."Similar threads
