Noises you hate:

[rhodesbe]

5. People chewing food in a quiet room.
4. Any Men's bathroom in B3001 at Tinker AFB
3. Dogs barking incessantly
2. Emergency Broadcast System tests

AND

1. Squeaks and vibrations inside the cab while driving.

 

[Biggsly]

The sound of my dog passing gas.

 

[been]

1. A radio so quiet you can hardly hear it and just want it on or off.
2. Liberals speaking
3. Farts
4. Really loud headphones
5. That buzzing noise in my head

 

[rhodesbe]

 

[RKM]

Slide or bolt locking back on an empty magazine.

 

[PAINT]

People that chew their gum loudly
People that eat with their mouth open
Crying babies
Cardboard being torn or dragged on a rough surface
Peoples cars that rattle and shake the ground when their subwoofers are turned obnoxiously loud
My alarm clock going off

 

[Mr10mm]

No
Stop
Get off me.

 

[Danny Tanner]

4. Any Men's bathroom in B3001 at Tinker AFB

I worked in 3001 for 6 1/2 years and I was convinced that I was absolutely the only male in that entire building of thousands of people who didn't suffer from explosive diarrhea at all times.

 

[OSU_Chris]

No
Stop
Get off me.

Thats funny, I don't care who you are.

 

[348]

The sound of my own voice.