Oh my God, the government shutdown has led to the panda cam being turned off at the DC zoo.
On a totally unrelated note, the initiative led by Ms. Obama to get our fat children off their ass, and walking in the zoo has been suspended due to the shutdown.
On a fortunate side-note, Ms. Obama's spending on her lunch bills and frequent trips will keep our children working forever to pay off her tab, and will work the fat off their ass.
On a semi-related note, the chefs at the White House are declared essential personal, because Ms. Obama's long hours designing the tofu and green sprouts lunches for our school children, is only feasible while eating lobster dinners.
See, it all works out.
On a totally unrelated note, the initiative led by Ms. Obama to get our fat children off their ass, and walking in the zoo has been suspended due to the shutdown.
On a fortunate side-note, Ms. Obama's spending on her lunch bills and frequent trips will keep our children working forever to pay off her tab, and will work the fat off their ass.
On a semi-related note, the chefs at the White House are declared essential personal, because Ms. Obama's long hours designing the tofu and green sprouts lunches for our school children, is only feasible while eating lobster dinners.
See, it all works out.
