Too funny.

[RickN]

Most of you know I think Obama has been the worst president since Jimmy Carter but this is just silly. How can anyone believe this kind of conspiracy theory????

And finally, the White House is definitively saying President Obama has not traveled to Mars.

Wired reports one conspiracy theory has a 19-year-old Barack Obama involved in a secret CIA intergalactic program.

He supposedly teleported to the Red Planet twice.

National Security Spokesman Tommy Vietor went on the record to clarify no Mars interaction for the president unless -- quote -- "You count watching Marvin the Martian."

 

[reddog1]

I heard it was Uranus.

 

[Werewolf]

I heard it was Uranus.

He spends so much time doing a personal visual inspection of his bowel from the inside that it is reasonable to assume that he's performing the same valuable service for others.

 

[angsniper]

He spends so much time doing a personal visual inspection of his bowel from the inside that it is reasonable to assume that he's performing the same valuable service for others.

 

[348]

I heard Bill Clinton goes to Mars all the time.

 

[Larry Morgan]

He supposedly teleported to the Red Planet twice.

He went there to negotiate air price subsidies with Cohaagen.

"Come on Cohaagen, give deez people ahyear!"

 

[870WingBlaster]

I heard Bill Clinton goes to Mars all the time.

but he didn't inhale? right?

 

[RickN]

The going to Mars part I can almost believe. What I can not believe is that the CIA would have had anything to do with him.

 

[gaseous maximus]

The going to Mars part I can almost believe. What I can not believe is that the CIA would have had anything to do with him.

Ain't it the truth. I could believe he went there to bow to the head martian and apologize for us.

 

[RickN]

Ain't it the truth. I could believe he went there to bow to the head martian and apologize for us.

He went and had the anal probe. Unfortunately it caused brain damage.