wanenmacher gun show BINGO Game

[fustigate]

I think I found my new favorite thread.

How about "Guy asking you 'How much?' for gun in bag that he'd have no idea what it is that you're not even trying to sell"?

 

[Boomer7]

How about the military fraud?
A. The old guy with master parachutist wings, special forces tab, combat infantry badge, and his entire DD214 pinned to his hat, yet everything he says is B.S.
B. The younger guy who equates his Call of Duty and airsoft engagements with real world engagements who shows his SF coin he bought at Ranger Joes or eBay.

Just a thought

 

[ArGyLe64]

Grizzled Mountain man selling stag-handle bowie knives and assorted animal pelts.

Elvis looking fat dude wearing NRA hat and half-rose tinted monogram glasses.

Obese lard-butt man blocking aisle with Jazzy or Hoveround electric wheel chair.

Obligatory Wyoming types wearing vests and 10 gallon cowboy hats.

Ugly man selling stuff at his booth with his hot mail order bride who gives you "that look".

Guy selling AR15s, NCstar optics and Masterpiece Arms Mac-10 9mms using his 15 year old daughter and her friends to lure you to the booth.

This makes me laugh!

 

[Rumur]

Jeans tucked into cowboy boots
Senior women wearing Harley shirts

After reading all of these you very well could have bingo before you get in the door.

 

[Perplexed]

Oh, I forgot - plumber's butt!

This is what I mean:

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Although this might be OK:

 

[Biggsly]

The guy with the hair that has not been washed in 2 months.
The guy with the fake hair hat.

 

[TacticalJ]

Oh, I forgot - plumber's butt!

This is what I mean:

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Although this might be OK:

The latter of the two will probably guarantee you get no second date, but daaaaayym! My wife's going this year, so I gotta take care to avoid both types of plumbers crack!

So most have been stated that I can think of, but it's cool idea and I may print this for the wife sinc she's not a gun person!

 

[Mechanicalmehem]

A ccw badge!

 

[hipshot]

A guy with a pencil and pad writing down isle #'s of where he saw good deals?

 

[been]

toe shoes.