I love those orb spiders, except when walking in to the deer stand in the darkness. I could make money from the video while "web dancing: 
ahhhhhh ... MIT ... 
Am thinking if your #12's were any good the drunk cowboys wouldn't have time to look for fish in the empty fish tank..................right??? 
Ahhhh ... I remember those days ... Every kid had their own 10-gallon tank in their room (there were 7 of us) and Daddy had a couple of 100 gallon tanks in the living room. Then there were all the tanks at the pet shop my mom started ... Lordy, that was a lot of fish ... Fish tanks are really relaxing to watch and take care of ...
I had a tank when I was in college that I decorated all pretty, put the shiny foil stuff that looked like the bottom of the ocean behind it and stuck one a few of those air filters that made the t-tiny bubbles in it ... Never got around to putting fish in it though ... It was a RIOT to watch drunk cowboys look for the fish I SWORE on a stack of bibles tall as I am were in there ** ...
** If any of you cowboys are on OSA ... I'm sorry ...
But there really weren't any fish in that tank!
its a little brown house cobweb spider, they are harmless, that is not a male black widow.
