Why is ploygamy illegal?

[HMFIC]

I already have to listen to one whine and complain. Why would I sign up for more of that?

Ahhh... you see young grasshopper, if you have a coop-full, they will resort to cackling among themselves whilst you are out doing rooster things.

 

[caojyn]

If Bill Paxton can do it...

 

[Hobbes]

Ahhh... you see young grasshopper, if you have a coop-full, they will resort to cackling among themselves whilst you are out doing rooster things.

Crowing?

 

[RichardA76]

Eddie Murphy covered this many many years ago.............. "HALF!"

If you have more then one, the court cant give "them" half LOL

 

[HMFIC]

Crowing?

lol

... or whatever else you like.

 

[Pokinfun]

Ok, so I get married to to a second wife. I talk the first wife into us just being one big happy family, in and out of the bedroom. Wife number 1 falls in love with wife number 2, they both leave me. If they were both married to me, but not to each other, in the divorce can I calm adultery against both of them?

 

[turkeyrun]

For this binding of taxes or more specifically the collection of tax, the TAX (marriage license) exists.
The marriage licenses should be developed in the same sense as the hunting license.
General license = what we now have
The General license would be augmented by the purchase of stamps = blonde, brunette, auburn, gray, color enhanced

3-day special permit = for those weekend marriages

Out-of -State

Exotic species = for those not native to the USA

with the collection of $$$$$$$$$$$$$ involved, I am positive our glorious leaders would come up with more categories. (age boundaries, weight limits, height restrictions ???)

 

[turkeyrun]

Ok, so I get married to to a second wife. I talk the first wife into us just being one big happy family, in and out of the bedroom. Wife number 1 falls in love with wife number 2, they both leave me. If they were both married to me, but not to each other, in the divorce can I calm adultery against both of them?

How do you know they aren't married? Lawyer argues in court that you are married to both, therefore they EACH get half in the divorce, you end up with nothing.

 

[twoguns?]

just means think it out. as in if the whole nation would marry, marriage becomes a non issue. we would be one giant family. we would be self insured, our retirement plan, couldnt fail, our lazy kids would be our problem, our politicians would do whats best for our family.

our wars would be fought by our children, so they would forever be just wars. we would also be in complete control of our nation. if some one wants a divorce or doesnt want to be married into our family, thats ok, if they choose to be single, they still abide by family rules.

The final "fleshing" is we become a socialist family that will eventually evolve into a collapsed nation.

OHHHH, that fleshing.
......and its still kinda creepy...isnt that what?,The United States of America

 

[caojyn]

How do you know they aren't married? Lawyer argues in court that you are married to both, therefore they EACH get half in the divorce, you end up with nothing.

transitive property... yay math!