Could you please just back the hell up?

[ignerntbend]

If I were you, I'd grab-off his hat and take an enormouse crap in it.
Then he'd know.

 

[RidgeHunter]

If I were you, I'd grab-off his hat and take an enormouse crap in it.
Then he'd know.

"Why ignerntbend, are you a pissin' on my leg?"

 

[ignerntbend]

I pissed on the man who called me a dog.
Why was he so surprised?

 

[claricSTi]

I'm kind of passed the talking point with this guy. He has me stressed and flustered on so many levels that this just kind of tops it off. I'm just worried that I'll unload on him when we finally do get into it. I'm just biting my lip until I can get out of here.

 

[Tanksta]

Nothing a well placed "accidental" elbow won't solve......

 

[Cinaet]

If he gets close, you get closer. See if you can back him off. If that doesn't work touch him intimately several times quickly in different places.

 

[okiemaggie]

If he gets close, you get closer. See if you can back him off. If that doesn't work touch him intimately several times quickly in different places.

lol...you guys are killing me. The OP is already a basketcase of frustration and you're trying to get him reported to HR for sexual harrassment.

 

[GlockCop]

If he gets close, you get closer. See if you can back him off. If that doesn't work touch him intimately several times quickly in different places.

Oh.............that sounds JUST like something somebody I know *cough BB cough* would do! lol

 

[rebelracer79]

You should just say in a loud and aggitated voice "Quit staring at my d***!"

 

[twoguns?]

Start by sniffing at your finger like somethings on it. then ask if it smells ...FuNNy.
Actually what BB said, I had a rather large co-worker that liked to intimidate people.
I started grabbing his hand and stepping closer to him...he got the hint ....and a sore finger...I guess the finger thing does work.