I just have a stick. I have to hit the bad guy with a stick cause guns are dangerous. So if he has a gun; I tell him they are dangerous and go back outside and get a stick too and we have stick-fight.
Unfortunately I lost all my guns in a boating accident so I keep a phone holstered to my hip when around the house. At night I put my trusty phone under my pillow for concealment. I don't want those who broke into my house to know I can bring down all the thunder with the push of four buttons. Within minutes, well maybe an hour because I live on county line road between Canadian County and Oklahoma County, the Policia will be pounding down my door to save the day!