My wife doesn't like it when I introduce her as "MY CURRENT WIFE"
BB HATES it when I call her the Minister of Finance. Funny she certainly doesn't mind performing the duties. lol
This was at my second job. I'm working at a different Domino's because some old lady got high on painkillers and was trying to drop ger dog off at the groomers next door and ran her suv into our store (no one was hurt). At the new store, there's a chick working there who has a big mouth. One night, she was dogging on my little Honda saying "You sure have an ugly car for being a mechanic". I said "A) You drive a Hyundai so you get to zip it and B) Why are you badmouthing my car? I haven't said anything about your face.".
That guy definitely knows where his towel is.
HAHA! I call mine Comptroller of the Currency!
Hey! Hey! HEY!! That's NOT funny ... somebody's gotta pay the bills ...
If it weren't for me he'd be living out of the back of his patrol car ... that man ... he HATES paying bills. And all this time you guys thought when he said he married me for my skills ... well I know what you were thinking ... lol
You wouldn't happen to know where we can get a good cup of tea would you?
Ice Cold.
Me: If something happens to me I want you to give all my guns to the kids. If they don't want 'em, sell 'em.
Wife: Why would you want me to sell 'em?
Me: Cause I know you'll remarry and I don't want some other a**hole using my guns!
Wife: What makes you think I'll marry another a**hole?
Wife: Why would you want me to sell 'em?
Me: Cause I know you'll remarry and I don't want some other a**hole using my guns!
Wife: What makes you think I'll marry another a**hole?
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