I am so bad. I posted the riding mower I am trying to sell on FB marketplace and the low balls are rolling in. My sarcasm is rolling out.
Q. I have $250?
A. Well good for you!
Q. Would you take $200?
A. Your sister paid me more for our last date.
Q. I have $200?
A. Does your mom know you steal money from her purse?
Q. How does $300 sound?
A. Lovely, but the mower is is $550.
Q. I have $300?
A. I am so happy for you!
Q. I have $250?
A. Well good for you!
Q. Would you take $200?
A. Your sister paid me more for our last date.
Q. I have $200?
A. Does your mom know you steal money from her purse?
Q. How does $300 sound?
A. Lovely, but the mower is is $550.
Q. I have $300?
A. I am so happy for you!