Observations

[stroker-c10]

Hmmm......Disclaimer: I apologize if this is not G rated enough, thus feel free to delete if it is offensive.

If you have sex with a prostitute and don't pay for it, is it rape or is it shoplifting?

 

[Seth247]

Why do foreigners have sexy English accents, but when Americans speak in a foreign language they just sound like idiots?

Why do we choose from only two people for president, but from 50 for miss America?

 

[4play]

Do atheists get to claim on insurance for acts of God?

How do you handcuff a one-armed man?

 

[Werewolf]

Why is it ok to prick your finger in public but it would be impolite to finger your...
Well anyway it would.

 

[TheSanDiegoKid]

If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?

 

[jbarnett]

These are great.
Does this get a best thread award?

 

[Jefpainthorse]

Sounds like a Steven Wright mix tape in here

 

[HiredHand]

Don't believe anything you read.

 

[jbarnett]

Sounds like a Steven Wright mix tape in here

I got a new microwave fireplace. I can sit by the fire all night in 5 minutes.

 

[SoonerBorn]

Scanners, FTW! Cronenberg delight!