OSU- OU Jokes

[SPDguns]

To those OU fans who INSISTED on hijacking my OSU vs. Baylor thread: Really? It wasn't about you. This one is. And feel free to pretend you have butt-hurt, but we all know that wherever we say Norman/Stoops/OU, you will change it to Stillwater/Gundy/OSU around the water cooler at work tomorrow. We have two weeks of to get this smackdown going . Let the games begin!! I will go first:

Why wasn't Jesus born in Norman? God couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.........

 

[soonerwings]

North till you smell it…east till you step in it...

 

[Okie4Life]

North till you smell it…east till you step in it...

You must live in Dallas?

 

[soonerwings]

You must live in Dallas?

That would've worked better if you'd used Fort Worth. Dallas is actually a little east of Norman.

 

[JD8]

How do you starve a Oklahoma State fan?



Hide the food stamps under the soap.

 

[71buickfreak]

How do you starve a Oklahoma State fan?



Hide the food stamps under the soap.

I'll remember that one the next time I see EVERY OU FAN EVER at the gas station with 15 crusty kids buying slurpees using their snap card walking back to the trailer park barefoot.

 

[71buickfreak]

How do you locate the functionally retarded in a crowd? Yell out Boomer.

 

[71buickfreak]

This is gonna get ugly.

Kinda like OU's cheerleaders....

 

[FamousAJ]

I'll remember that one the next time I see EVERY OU FAN EVER at the gas station with 15 crusty kids buying slurpees using their snap card walking back to the trailer park barefoot.

Lmao. Agreed!

 

[TwoForFlinching]

I've never really thought it was fun to poke fun at OU... At least until after bcs bowl season