OSU- OU Jokes

[Hump66]

They don't have ice on the OSU campus anymore. The guy who knew the recipe graduated.

What's the only thing an OU diploma is good for? You can hang it from your mirror and park in any handicapped space in the nation.

 

[n423]

I'll play........a Cowboy decides to raise chickens. So, he goes to the feed store and buys some chicks. He takes the chicks home, and plants them with their heads sticking up. He waters them, but they die.
He goes back to the feed store and tells the proprietor that he bought defective chicks, and gets another set. This time he plants them with their heads sticking down. He waters them, but they die.
He then sends a letter to his Alma Mater, describing the problem.



They send a letter back asking for a soil sample.

 

[Jwryan84]

DUH DUH DUH, DUH DUH DUH

Waive that wheat aggies

 

[Backstrap]

An OSU student is walking down the street carrying a pig under one arm. An OU student sees this and asks, "Where did you get that?"

The pig says "I won him at the fair."

 

[338Shooter]

How do you get an OU grad off of your porch? Pay for the pizza.

 

[71buickfreak]

DUH DUH DUH, DUH DUH DUH

Waive that wheat aggies

It is not waving wheat, that is a misconception. It's the waving song.

http://www.okstate.com/trads/waving-song.html

By the way, you WAIVE your claim to being funny when you use the wrong spelling of wave.

 

[Okie4570]

it is not waving wheat, that is a misconception. It's the waving song.

http://www.okstate.com/trads/waving-song.html

by the way, you waive your claim to being funny when you use the wrong spelling of wave.

lol!!!

 

[Jwryan84]

It is not waving wheat, that is a misconception. It's the waving song.

http://www.okstate.com/trads/waving-song.html

By the way, you WAIVE your claim to being funny when you use the wrong spelling of wave.

DAMMIT!! You got me....But I still hate the WAVE

 

[FamousAJ]

I've never really thought it was fun to poke fun at OU... At least until after bcs bowl season

why wait!

Q. Why does Bob Stoops eat his cereal on a plate?
A. He can't handle anything in a bowl.

Q. How do you make an OU Omelet?
A. Put them in a bowl and beat for 3 hours.

Q. What does Bob Stoops hate soup?
A. Anything in a bowl makes him choke.

Q. Why does Bob Stoops pee outside his office?
A. The toilet bowl in his bathroom is too much to handle.

Q: What do marijuana and OU have in common?
A: They both get smoked in bowls.

 

[1911Sooner]

OU has beaten Osu 10 out of the last 11 times.

Wait that's not a joke that's a fact!