Sharknado

[aviator41]

Just when I think the stoopid level has reached absolute zero, they shift the Kelvin scale with a show like this.

 

[criticalbass]

I absolutely hate...not detest...hate.."stupid" horror movies. I hate them..they make me angry!!

The last..and I mean last "stupid" scarey movie I was fooled into going and seeing was The Blair Witch Project.Back or around 2000 or 2001? My wife talked about that movie for a week...how she just had to see it, had to see it!!!

Well, I went...about 1/3 of the movie I fell asleep...when I woke up I was so freakin' mad and angry for going to that movie,
I got up, walked out, and went to the ticket counter and demanded my money back!!!

I told the ticket person I'd rather watch two elephants copulate then finish that movie!!!

Id like to watch "brain dead" horror flicks...can't do it. I quit watching Hardcore Pawn. I'd rather run my tounge along the edge of a rusty can than continue to watch that. My wife still watches it...I can't. ...I start kicking the sofa or the chairs and then we get into an argument.

I like silly sci-fi, but I'm with you on the Blair Witch Project. What a piece of excrement. The fact that it was so popular frightens me about the minds of many of my fellow human beings.

Hardcore Pawn got one watch from me. Stupid, contrived, obnoxious "reality" TV. If my wife wanted to watch it, I would fear for the stability of our marriage.

About the elephents--is that an option?

 

[twoguns?]

I absolutely hate...not detest...hate.."stupid" horror movies. I hate them..they make me angry!!

The last..and I mean last "stupid" scarey movie I was fooled into going and seeing was The Blair Witch Project.

Back or around 2000 or 2001? My wife talked about that movie for a week...how she just had to see it, had to see it!!!

Well, I went...about 1/3 of the movie I fell asleep...when I woke up I was so freakin' mad and angry for going to that movie,
I got up, walked out, and went to the ticket counter and demanded my money back!!!

I told the ticket person I'd rather watch two elephants copulate then finish that movie!!!


Id like to watch "brain dead" horror flicks...can't do it. I quit watching Hardcore Porn. I'd rather run my tounge along the edge of a rusty can than continue to watch that. My wife still watches it...I can't. ...I start kicking the sofa or the chairs and then we get into an argument.

Thats what I saw when I first read it, I was going to ask ..Still?

.My apologys to you , Sir.....LOL

 

[TerryMiller]

There was a link on some website this morning that went to a site showing various "clips" or gifs from the movie. Sadly, those are now stolen moments from my life that I'll never get back, and being 67-years-old, I need all the minutes that I can get.

 

[Glock]

It was better than Twister...

 

[AKguy1985]

They had that on in the break room at work early this morning. I thought this is almost as stupid as that movie skyline.