What is your word?

[TinkerTanker]

Wife calls me "Ira." or just "the Jew". Who the hell buys a brand new car when they're still paying off the one they have? She thinks 100k on the odometer means it's time to trade it in. This is after I just bought a brand new clothes dryer (on sale) last week and let her drop $250 on a friggin maid service. A MAID SERVICE? I'm sorry, I think you have Oklahoma confused with Downton Abbey!

I have a few words to describe Edmond women: Bloviating. Overopinionated. Fresh. Spoiled.

You: "I don't want to waste our money, sweety"
Her: "JEW!!!!!"

Women.

One thing I've learned to keep this somewhat in check is to keep them looking forward to something. A trip, a dinner, something they can put a mark on the calendar and stare at. It's like keeping a toddler busy so they don't tear down your glass knick knacks.

 

[sanjuro893]

You: "I don't want to waste our money, sweety"
Her: "JEW!!!!!"

Women.

One thing I've learned to keep this somewhat in check is to keep them looking forward to something. A trip, a dinner, something they can put a mark on the calendar and stare at. It's like keeping a toddler busy so they don't tear down your glass knick knacks.

Last week I got her a bottle of perfume she wanted, $120. Took her to a nice restaurant completely on the other side of the city. Distractions dont last long when Amer.... LOOK! a SQUIRREL!

 

[j99tc88]

Unfiltered
Mouth works before I think it through and even when I do stop before speaking facial expressions say it for me

 

[THAT Gurl]

You: "I don't want to waste our money, sweety"
Her: "JEW!!!!!"

Women.

One thing I've learned to keep this somewhat in check is to keep them looking forward to something. A trip, a dinner, something they can put a mark on the calendar and stare at. It's like keeping a toddler busy so they don't tear down your glass knick knacks.

Wow!

 

[TinkerTanker]

Wow!

Present company somewhat excluded, of course

 

[okietool]

Obsolete.
Outdated.

 

[Tinytim]

What is the one word that describes you? In all honesty, it's probably better to ask someone else what your one, descriptive word is, because I don't think a person can be truly honest with themselves.

My youngest daughter told me mine...

Resistance.

My better half said forceful

 

[Profreedomokie]

recluse

 

[kingfish]

Indescribable

 

[BillM]

My wife mumbles a lot of different one word names describing me, but I can’t list any of them here.

I get that from a lot of people. Funny thing is that some of them also still say nice things about me. I'm SO CONFUSED!!!