You Know You Are A Conspiracy Theorist If

[TwoForFlinching]

You know......it's the whole (public) government guarantee and associated Bill of Rights vs. someone's (private) property thing.
I mean I totally understand the confusion as it is not an easy concept to grasp.

No doubt, understood. Private/public yada yada... I guess my comment was too muddy. Let me take another shot at it, pun intended.

I find it wild how the champions of constitutionalism, and those who understand and support the bill of rights fourth article, defending it to the teeth, take a swipe at the first article... Stripping and censoring another person just because they disagree with the originator.

I.E. Fight for some rights set fourth in a constitution but not all... Just seems ironic. Sorry you didn't get that before, hope this clears that up.

 

[WTJ]

I didn't know who Keisha (sp)? is..was good on the rest.

 

[mightymouse]

You know you are a conspiracy theorist if, while crouched in your backyard foxhole awaiting the arrival of blue-helmeted U.N. troops unloading from black helicopters, your tin foil hat begins to ring, so you answer it, only to hear Lee Harvey Oswald and Oliver Stone tell you that LBJ did not have JFK killed to avenge the kidnapping/murder of Jimmy Hoffa, but rather it was done in retaliation for the faking of the Apollo moon landings, which everyone with a tin foil hat knows was a sham passed off by an Area 51 black ops unit with ties to the Council on Foreign Relations or the Tri-Lateral Commission, one or the other of which was behind the murder of Marilyn Monroe, the disappearance of D.B. Cooper, and the attacks on the WTC and the Pentagon, with funding by the Rothschilds and the Biltenburghers and someone else, all of which makes you run inside to turn on the 'puter to get the real skinny from Alex Jones, who, with a sigh, tells you that it's all true and that you should sleep good with the fishes tonight, just like Jimmy Hoffa, except you're too scared now to sleep and you don't like fish anyway, and even awaiting Chi-Com troops to storm your household has lost its luster, so you hang up your tinfoil hat/sat phone, draw it down low over your eyes, give out with your best Clint Eastwood grimace, and go back to contemplating the stellar incomplexities of the interior mind, followed by.....

 

[TwoForFlinching]

^ he wins lmao

 

[mightymouse]

I was just joking.....

 

[AKguy1985]

If you think russian soldiers set the fires in Colorado springs.

 

[reddog1]

I was just joking.....

You wern't joking.

 

[Super Dave]

Don't forget the FEMA camps...

 

[reddog1]

 

[BikerHT]

For some reason, the liink to the first page is not working...I can only start with page 2!