TP shortage ?......there's a TP shortage ?

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They dont need 6 to 7 sheets to "dab" either

I've told my wife before, "if you have to use that much paper to dab it off, you ain't done yet".

Now I have two sons that are apparently deathly afraid of getting a little dookie on their finger. They're competing with their mom in the TP-usage department.
 

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I've told my wife before, "if you have to use that much paper to dab it off, you ain't done yet".

Now I have two sons that are apparently deathly afraid of getting a little dookie on their finger. They're competing with their mom in the TP-usage department.

This situation is like some guys and paper towels in public restrooms. On occasions, I hear guys getting something like 8 to 10 paper towels to dry their hands. I can do it with 2.
 

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They dont need 6 to 7 sheets to "dab" either
I just extrapolate backwards from how many rolls my wife goes through each week. Me ---> :smack: <---Her

I just informed her that I might, MIGHT go through 5-6 rolls in a month. If this is still going on in 2-3 weeks when we run out, she's in a world of hurt. As for me I nabbed a case of flushable wipes at Sam's to hoard back just in case I need some. She ain't gettin any...
 

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