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SoonerP226

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I'm pretty sure the worst movie I ever watched was Barb Wire. They stole the plot and dialogue from one of the greatest movies ever filmed, Casablanca, and they made a complete hash of it. Hell's bells, they had Pamela Anderson take a bath in it and couldn't even give it redeeming value as smut.

I'm not sure I even would've finished it if a friend and I weren't ridiculing it mercilessly while watching it. When it was over, I literally said out loud for the first time, "well, there's two hours of my life I'll never get back."
 

RickN

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I'm beginning to think that all the things they say about you are true.
Nah, not even a little bit.


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thor447

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I'll contribute to the thread.

I give you Velocipastor:

After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.

 

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