I bet this guy was screaming armageddon like the old radio bit. Oh and the ER nurses say it is amazing how many people slip and land on objects that go up their butt.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/16923295/bomb-squad-hospital-bottom-shell/
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/16923295/bomb-squad-hospital-bottom-shell/