lol... I'm good with that. I'm not a germophobe, but I hate touching other peoples hands. I can't help but notice how many dudes rush out of the restroom without washing... and I get it. I keep myself clean. I would eat off of my own privates. But I'm not extending that courtesy to anyone else.
Fist bump is my go-to. Bonus points if, in the split second before you bump knuckles, you manage to innocently but excitedly say "Fist me" just to watch them die on the inside a little bit just as your knuckles touch. Priceless.
Fist bump is my go-to. Bonus points if, in the split second before you bump knuckles, you manage to innocently but excitedly say "Fist me" just to watch them die on the inside a little bit just as your knuckles touch. Priceless.
