Counter protester shoots self at fake "antifa," protest

[TerryMiller]

LOL @ Park Rangers. Need to change their name to Park Keepers

Wait a minute while I process this...

...I could be classified as a "keeper" for the work I do at this retreat center we are operating. But wait...

...I'm more of a caretaker/manager than just a keeper.

Carry on. However, we are located only a few hundred miles from Portland, OR, where a bunch of antifa are located. I need to find someone with a revolver so I can practice unloading it.

 

[rc508pir]

Wait a minute while I process this...

...I could be classified as a "keeper" for the work I do at this retreat center we are operating. But wait...

...I'm more of a caretaker/manager than just a keeper.

Carry on. However, we are located only a few hundred miles from Portland, OR, where a bunch of antifa are located. I need to find someone with a revolver so I can practice unloading it.

Just make sure I'm out of the building please

 

[dennishoddy]

I need to find someone with a revolver so I can practice unloading it.

It's a highly technical process not to be undertaken by those without ranger or seal training at the minimum. Mall ninja's would probably be the highest level of qualification.

 

[Mos Eisley]

All the badazz Rangers are out west where the cartels are. Gettysburg, not so much.

 

[Chuckie]

How do you fire a revolver while unloading it?

Just keep firing until it's unloaded?

 

[Fredkrueger100]

This has to be the most hilarious thing I have read in a while. What kind of idiots were those rangers? Obviously pretty big ones.