Crapped on by a bird.

[MLR]

Noticed the posts about cars being vandalized so thought I'd offer my own personal butthurt.
The other day I went shopping on my Harley. After loading my goods into the bag I got on the bike and proceeded to go through the ritual of putting on my gear.

Fired her up and blipped the throttles a bit to impress the women of Walmart and felt something hit my chest.
A bird had crapped down the front of my genuine badassed biker shirt. I was in shock. Birds don't crap on Harleys! It just isn't done. Could this bird have mistaken my Harley for a Honda or Yahama? Now thinking back it was a huge load of crap so it could have been a bald eagle so I suppose that would be okay.

Michael

 

[Maverick21]

You'll end up in the pen if you get caught with and eagle's stanley steamer on your chest.

 

[O4L]

Aren't you glad cows don't fly!

 

[been]

your just lucky it was a bird that crapped on your chest.

 

[surjimmy]

I remember when I was a kid, my Mom got hit by a Pigeon. This thing must have been saving up for a couple of months, It covered the side of her head and her whole shoulder. Of course we laughed, she threw up and Dad had to buy her a new outfit. We were in down town Kansas City.

 

[PUMPKIN]

Another Harley that will not idle......

 

[Lurker66]

I got bombed by a seagull while on liberty at Great Lakes. I had just picked up a hot blonde bombshell. I gagged, coughed, then threw up. I went from cool to fool and had to drink alone.

 

[MLR]

But you don't understand. Its a Harley! We are special. We don't take crap off no birds! Birds are only supposed to crap on them Jap bikes.

Michael

 

[338Shooter]

I carry a judge for just such an occasion. I thought nothing of it until I added the Suzuki to the stable. Gotta wear a poncho when I ride the Suzuki.

 

[MLR]

I carry a judge for just such an occasion. I thought nothing of it until I added the Suzuki to the stable. Gotta wear a poncho when I ride the Suzuki.

Yea well everyone craps on Suzuki's. Its expected.

Michael