Crapped on by a bird.

[338Shooter]

I'm just waiting for some mouth breather to comment on the Harley gear when I'm cruising the Zuk.

 

[PUMPKIN]

if it isnt fast.....CHROME it!!!!

 

[Old Fart]

Congrats!

 

[jcizzle]

your just lucky it was a bird that crapped on your chest.

Two girls one cup.
That's right. I went there

 

[PUMPKIN]

Two girls one cup.
That's right. I went there

man im hungry.....

 

[cooljeff]

man im hungry.....

THAT'S JUST NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[gl89aw]

Could be you ticked him off with those Safety Pipes.

 

[kd5rjz]

But you don't understand. Its a Harley! We are special. We don't take crap off no birds! Birds are only supposed to crap on them Jap bikes.

Michael

He was probably just getting back at you for all the oil you leaked on his parking lot.

 

[Werewolf]

One wonders what that bird knew that we don't...

 

[Mos Eisley]

I got one...I was working on a cell site on the roof of a hospital in Chicago, in July, all morning. I was dying of thirst. I finally broke for lunch and got downstairs to the soda machine in the lobby. I walked outside with my icy cold Mountain Dew, popped the tab, raised it to my lips, and *SPLAT* right down the opening of the soda with just a touch of it hitting the side so I could tell it was birdshot. I looked up, cussing, and noticed the only bird in the sky was at least twice as high as the 10 story hospital. I reluctantly gave him his props.