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I never had any good lookin teachers. As I remember, my third grade teacher was about 60 and we called her Frankenstein, My 4th grade was Miss Gutslinger and was 65, My sixth grade was pushing 70, skinny as a rail. She had to jump around in the shower just to get wet.

I do remember when mom went through the change, I couldn't stand to be around her for years because her attitude went 180 degrees. We were never close after that.
 

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When we were first married, we rented a garage apartment. It just happened, it was across the alley and 4 houses down from Wif's parents.

Wif had 3 younger sisters. The youngest was 10 and had a habit of walking in unannounced.

I was working nights, had just woke up and took a shower. Was laying in the couch, under the A/C and the door flies open. In runs the 10yo and 2 friends. Major jam as all 3 are trying to back out simultaneously.

None of her family has ever entered a door without knocking, since
 

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When we were first married, we rented a garage apartment. It just happened, it was across the alley and 4 houses down from Wif's parents.

Wif had 3 younger sisters. The youngest was 10 and had a habit of walking in unannounced.

I was working nights, had just woke up and took a shower. Was laying in the couch, under the A/C and the door flies open. In runs the 10yo and 2 friends. Major jam as all 3 are trying to back out simultaneously.

None of her family has ever entered a door without knocking, since

Finally got some manners, did they? Some people have to learn the hard way.
 

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I walked in on my son nailing his girlfriend on the couch. Literally mid-stroke. They both froze. I casually walked across the room and started talking to them like I was discussing the weather. I'm not traumatized by it, but the girl was, I'm sure.

She's turned out to be a fine young lady, gonna be thirty this year.

RIP Andrew
 

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Recently, we were going through a box of possessions held as family keepsakes and I found a letter from a woman to an ancestor deployed overseas in World War One. It was in such fragile condition I was scared to open it. I should have listened to that voice.

The letter told - in quite graphic detail, with prose and descriptors common to the time - of the fantasy that she had of my ancestor with her. I’ll give her this, though: that lady knew how to paint a picture with words.
 

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I never had any good lookin teachers. As I remember, my third grade teacher was about 60 and we called her Frankenstein, My 4th grade was Miss Gutslinger and was 65, My sixth grade was pushing 70, skinny as a rail. She had to jump around in the shower just to get wet.

I do remember when mom went through the change, I couldn't stand to be around her for years because her attitude went 180 degrees. We were never close after that.
Do I want to know how you know that. Yeah, probably not. :pms2:
 

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Walked in on my parents in bed in missionary position, they always kept the door locked after that. Found mom's copy of "Joy of Sex" when I was 11. Found it again 40 years later when preparing their house for the estate sale.
 

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I never had any good lookin teachers.
I did. One of my 6th grade teachers had been teaching for a few years (less than 10, IIRC), and she looked even younger. One of her first teaching gigs was at a high school in Houston, and she said she frequently caught girls smoking in the restroom because she looked so young that everyone thought she was just another student.

My 9th grade Latin teacher was in her first year of teaching, fresh out of college, so she wasn't even 10 years older than us, and she was smokin' hot. Sadly for me, she was into older guys, namely my computer programming teacher, whom she went on to marry.
 

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