The look on his face must have been like some billionaire that just lost ALL of his money on a bad stock crash.
Of course its safe , I do it all the time
Wife hollers at husband : HEY!
Husband: Hay is for horses you FAT COW !
It was funny in my head when I said it.
Yep, that'll do it.
Wife asks husband, Does this dress make my butt look big?
Husband who has had a few beers replies, Based on the few times I've seen you naked no it isn't that dress that's making your butt look big.
Funeral arrangements are pending.
Husband who has had a few beers replies, Based on the few times I've seen you naked no it isn't that dress that's making your butt look big.
Funeral arrangements are pending.
What the (expletive) was that? - Mayor of Hiroshima, August 1945
I’ve used that line.
Priest: "Do you renounce the devil?"
Dying man: "No need to make new enemies at a time like this!"
(attributed, perhaps apocryphally, to Voltaire.)
Dying man: "No need to make new enemies at a time like this!"
(attributed, perhaps apocryphally, to Voltaire.)
This is the winner imo.
"Nah...
...I'm not too old to handle this."
...I'm not too old to handle this."
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