Famous Last Words

[Jack Shootza 50]

We'll past this semi on this hill, nobody ever drives this road anymore.

 

[Snattlerake]

Didn't you say your husband was on a fishing trip?

 

[TANSTAAFL]

"Hand me a flashlight, I think there's a badger in the chimney..."

 

[MacFromOK]

"Hand me a flashlight, I think there's a badger in the chimney..."

Sheldon...?

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[D. Hargrove]

Just the tip........

 

[okierider]

Wife hollers at husband : HEY!

Husband: Hay is for horses you FAT COW !

It was funny in my head when I said it.

And now we know why you have a tree house in your back yard LOL

 

[John6185]

"Have I ever lied to you?" and, "It won't hurt at all...did it?" And, ""Two guys with MAGA hats attacked me at 2 AM."

 

[Eagle Eye]

…From my cold dead hands

 

[xseler]

I swear, Hillary, I didn't tell them anything!!



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[OLD MSSG.]

Going on the theme of things overheard at the gun counter and with help from a DJ on KOMA this morning:

#1. "You turned the breaker switch off, right?"

#2. "Yeah, I measured it."

#3. "Your husband is at work until 5, right?"

Famouse last words , well **** that didn't work !!!!!!