You may have to hire some sort of redneckkk as security.
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Careful with that broomhandle. You might shoot a hole in your hand
Sorry to be away. In the hour and twenty minutes since I posted this, I have had to deal with unexplained energy signatures. They manifested themselves in human shapes. When I first noticed them prowling, I grabbed my STG MSAR with it's space ray like Eotech. I low crawled through the great room into the breakfast knook. There, from the cover of Mrs. Books' favorite oaken round table, I fired upon the energy beings. Luckily for me, my next door neighbor, who pastors a local mega church church, dropped by to borrow some espresso. Seeing I was in both physical and spiritual danger, he grabbed the S&W Model 29-2 I keep beside the front door in the umbrella stand. He quickly blessed the bullets and dispatched the demonic energy beings. Since I had loaded the pistol with 44 special ammo, I was not worried about collateral damage.
Let this be a lesson to all of you, keep a preacher next door and a pistol handy.
Let this be a lesson to all of you, keep a preacher next door and a pistol handy.
oh you guys crack me up!!!
ya gotta admit ya miss the guy just a little bit?
I mean NEVER a dull moment.... home invasions, body parts blown off, burning crosses... geeze....
ya gotta admit ya miss the guy just a little bit?
I mean NEVER a dull moment.... home invasions, body parts blown off, burning crosses... geeze....
Sorry. I was on the crapper. One of the four foot intruders from earlier obviously did not make it out with his comrades on the chopper. As I strained and grunted, I happened to look up and see him sneaking my way. Since my entire bathroom is covered in mirrors (including the floor), he was unable to use his Kung Fu treachery on me. I retrieved my HK P7 M8 and fired without leaving my seat.
Let this be a lesson to you all, be ready to take care of business while taking care of business.
Let this be a lesson to you all, be ready to take care of business while taking care of business.
that is why he has his illegal immigrants. They will clean up the mess and the proceed to take the job of every hardworking american out there.
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