How about something funny? Or some news like: "You've won the IRS Lottery and will be refunded all income tax witheld for 2010!" Huh, made myself chuckle on that one! Or: "Your wife was just joking when she told you the 3 week old truck you just bought her incurred $3700.00 worth of hail damage". Again, or: "Your son was just joking that his class ring cost $500.00"
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