Over five thousand years ago. Moses said to the children of Israel, pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land.
Nearly 75 years ago, (when the welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up your Camels, this is the promised land.
Today Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the promise land.
I was so depressed last night thinking about the healthcare plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, saving social security, retirement funds,
etc., I called a suicide hotline.
I had to press-1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan and I told them I was suicidal.
They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck
Nearly 75 years ago, (when the welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up your Camels, this is the promised land.
Today Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the promise land.
I was so depressed last night thinking about the healthcare plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, saving social security, retirement funds,
etc., I called a suicide hotline.
I had to press-1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan and I told them I was suicidal.
They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck