Just in case you care, it's talk like a pirate day.

[dennishoddy]

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender says, "Hey, you've got a steering wheel on your pants."

The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It's drivin' me nuts."

I laughed for awhile......I've got to do this for the Halloween costume party I'm going to.