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[kwaynem]

I hear ya! I gotta backhoe a water leak first thing in the morning and then bale a little hay until some company gets here from up around pawhuska. Hmmmmm. Maybe I should put the water leak fixing off until they get here to help?!

I’m thinking I’m going to inola after I make a phone call breakfast and coffee and maybe lunch lol

 

[Glock 40]

I wrote the open container law. Also I like the open shirt law.

 

[Cowcatcher]

What's the world coming to when you can't impede traffic on your way to get your lil girl some ice cream.

 

[Glock 40]

I am not buying it. No way my daughter would let me go anywhere with my belly exposed. She would be like. "Dad gross cover your belly its sticking out. Eww ..." Then once I fixed my shirt she would tell me her ice cream order. If I hadn't returned with said icecream asap, she would have been texting and calling to check on my status. This guys story dosent meet the smell test.

 

[Glock 40]

Texas + July + Hoodie = criminal

 

[Cowcatcher]

This guy done got a bunch of cockleburrs tangled in his hairs!

 

[Snattlerake]

Oklahoma tag in Rhode Island = criminal!

 

[Cowcatcher]

Rental company is gonna hit moms credit card for all those damages now cuz the idiot probably didn't know how to change a tire.

 

[RETOKSQUID]

Oklahoma tag in Rhode Island = criminal!

Can you imagine if this had been the nuclear snake situation.

 

[Snattlerake]

Can you imagine if this had been the nuclear snake situation.

I think you just created the premise for the joke. The rednecks were en route to Area 51 feeding this rattlesnake Uranium filled mice to let it slither along and set off their radiation detectors for a diversion. The two rednecks then sneak in and take the base. Then give it back because they found out they were related.