Why do all the rich get all of the good WWII pistols - Walthers and Lugers - and all of the best artifacts? It's not fair that they get that, when all I can afford is a Hi-point, a single fork from Wanenmacher's with "AH" on the handle, and a copy of Mein Kampf signed with "Beste Wunsche, Adolf" in Sharpie.
I demand MY MG42 and Mercedes 770, and I'm not leaving until I get them, or get pepper sprayed.
I demand MY MG42 and Mercedes 770, and I'm not leaving until I get them, or get pepper sprayed.