Retirement business

[Chief Sapulpa]

There has been much talk here about boating accidents and the loss of firearms due to that.
I can see my opportunity to open a veteran-owned, gov't-subsidized, small business dredging operation for lakes, rivers and coastlines. All that will be needed is a small boat and large magnet. Franchises available...

 

[harley128]

I'll take care of Lake Eufaula for ya.

 

[Aries]

mmmmmm I don't think I see anyone paying you to LOOK for those guns....

 

[cal7.62x39]

There has been much talk here about boating accidents and the loss of firearms due to that.
I can see my opportunity to open a veteran-owned, gov't-subsidized, small business dredging operation for lakes, rivers and coastlines. All that will be needed is a small boat and large magnet. Franchises available...

I'm in as well. With a few contingencies.
1. instead of a large magnet I use a small one.
2. My small magnet is shaped like a hook.
3. On my small hook shaped magnet is a worm
4. My small hook shaped magnet with a worm on it is non magnetic.
5. I get to keep anything I catch.
If you can agree to my terms and pay out then I am willing to work 10-16 hour days. 6-7 days a week.

 

[rickm]

Besides who would want them after being in the water for any length of time besides the .gov.

 

[Chief Sapulpa]

mmmmmm I don't think I see anyone paying you to LOOK for those guns....

You're missing the point, I'm expecting Uncle Sam to pay me or the franchisee for those services..

 

[Aries]

You're missing the point, I'm expecting Uncle Sam to pay me or the franchisee for those services..

Ah, gotcha! Someone who doesn't already know where they are... GENIUS! The fee will be hourly then, right? Not per firearm found...

 

[Chief Sapulpa]

Perhaps I can get additional funding from AOC and her team for environmental clean-up services as part of the Green New Deal. Those old rifles have bluing which is the result of a caustic salt mixture of potassium nitrate and sodium hydroxide

 

[Chief Sapulpa]

I'm in as well. With a few contingencies.
1. instead of a large magnet I use a small one.
2. My magnet is shaped like a hook.
3. On my hook shaped magnet is a worm
4. My hook shaped magnet with a work is non magnetic.
5. I get to keep anything I catch.
If you can agree to my terms and pay out then I am willing to work 10-16 hour days. 6-7 days a week.

No fishing whores allowed per gov't mandated BR-549.

 

[cal7.62x39]

No fishing whores allowed per gov't mandated BR-549.

DAMN IT!