My cousin discovered that it is, in fact, possible to run in cowboy boots across a field. He said he was walking through deep grass when he felt a thump against his foot; he looked down and saw a snake in the grass. He said he thought it was a copperhead, but he didn't stick around to find out, setting a new world record in the 100 yard barn dash. When he got there, he looked down and saw these two perfect, slowly-expanding dark circles in the leather...kill it with a hoe or machete and wear good leather cowboy boots.
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