Suicide by Piranha

[Danny Tanner]

Not that suicide is hilarious, but you have to hand it to this kid, he got creative and went out in an awesome and manly fashion.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3983692/Suicide-by-piranha.html

Suicide by piranha
Canoe-leap lad, 18, savaged by fish
By HARRY HAYDON
Published: Today

A TEENAGER is believed to have committed "suicide by piranha" after leaping into a river infested with the flesh-eating fish.
Fisherman Oscar Barbosa, 18, bled to death after jumping out of his canoe.

He suffered dozens of bites to his throat and face on Bolivia's Yata River, local police chief Daniel Cayaya revealed.

He believed Oscar - from Rosario del Yata in the north east of the country - meant to kill himself.

Mr Cayaya said the teenager knew the river well and would have been aware that it is swarming with red piranhas at this time of year. He added that Oscar was thought to be drunk.

The 14-inch fish have razor sharp teeth and hunt in packs to strip their prey of flesh. They are known to devour large snakes and even jaguars in minutes.

Fatal attacks on humans are rare. But swimmers at a river beach in Brazil were attacked by hundreds of piranhas in September.

 

[NikatKimber]

sheesh, not the way I'd want to go!

Oh, and linky no worky.

 

[Danny Tanner]

sheesh, not the way I'd want to go!

Oh, and linky no worky.

Hmm.. works for me. Everything on that link is copied into that quote box anyway, minus the generic image of a piranha.

Here's another link: http://www.newser.com/story/134962/teen-commits-suicide-by-piranha.html

 

[338Shooter]

Jumped out of his canoe? Means he was Captain Barbosa?

 

[Wheel Gun]

I guess it seemed like a good idea at the time.

 

[vvvvvvv]

sheesh, not the way I'd want to go!

Oh, and linky no worky.

You must be broken. Worked for me alright.

 

[NikatKimber]

You must be broken. Worked for me alright.

or it's blocked here. Doesn't work in FF or Chrome.

 

[vvvvvvv]

or it's blocked here. Doesn't work in FF or Chrome.

Those UK news sites do post nude photos.

When I worked at the vo-tech, News9 was blocked because their CDN is WorldNow - a popular CDN for porn sites.

 

[MLRyan]

That's better than suicide by frisbee...look it up

 

[AKguy1985]

thats pretty nuts. And not the best way too off ones self.