Swords Anonymous

[RickN]

Hi my name is Rick and I have a problem. I like sharp pointy things. All but the sword cane are mostly decorative, but most could be used if you had to. Not a sword fight but zombies, Antifa, BLM, other brain dead critters. Does not include the dirk which I am making a sheath for out of some old Naugahyde we have. It is to short to be placed on the rack. A couple others I would like to have but I doubt I ever get a chance to trade for.

 

[Oklahomabassin]

Will they cut the grass?

 

[RickN]

Will they cut the grass?

I wish.

 

[Mr.Glock]

Cool collection! I’d like one disguised as a cane. Never owned a sword except the one the Lord gave me. But a cane is in the future I’d imagine sometime.

 

[Perplexed]

Will they cut the grass?

@RickN needs to add this to his blade collection for that:

And it’s available at Walmart!

 

[RickN]

Cool collection! I’d like one disguised as a cane. Never owned a sword except the one the Lord gave me. But a cane is in the future I’d imagine sometime.

Cold Steel HD sword cane is what I have. Functional for walking and shish kabobing.

@RickN needs to add this to his blade collection for that:

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And it’s available at Walmart!

I told the wifey that I wanted a grass whip next. I have the push mower fixed but the grass whip would be good exercise.

 

[AER244]

I’m kinda disappointed, grass whip conjured up images of you going Indiana Jones on some bermuda until I looked it up. We grew up calling them idiot sticks.

 

[SlugSlinger]

Man grilling in shopping cart, using sword as skewer arrested near Santa Monica Pier​

FOX 11 Digital TeamSANTA MONICA, Calif. -

Man BBQs in shopping cart, using sword as skewer​

A man was caught on camera barbecuing using a shopping cart and a sword as a skewer in Santa Monica. He faces misdemeanor charges.
A man was arrested in Santa Monica over the weekend, after he was seen using a shopping cart and a sword to grill barbecue in the middle of the street.

Video from the Citizen app captured the wild scene. It happened before 3 p.m. on Sunday, along Ocean Avenue. In the video, the man is seen dragging a shopping cart through a bike lane. The main compartment of the cart is filled with flaming wood, while the man uses a sword as a skewer to hold meat over the flames.

The man continues down the road, pushing the cart with him, eventually stopping, apparently trying to fuel the flames with some Bud Light.

Also pictured in the cart was a bottle of barbecue sauce.

The video continues, as the man walks down the road. Eventually, a Santa Monica Police cruiser pulls over, and an officer gets out. The grill master then takes off.

Another video showed the officer putting the man in handcuffs down by the beach.

Courtesy of the Citizen App (Citizen App)
The grilling man is facing misdemeanor charges of theft, for having the shopping cart, reckless burning, because of the open flames, and resisting arrest, according to Santa Monica Police Lieutenant Erika Aklufi.

Another official with the SMPD told FOX 11 that while the man was seen with a sword, because that sword was being used as a meat skewer, the man likely wouldn't face a weapons charge.


https://www.foxla.com/news/man-gril...ord-as-skewer-arrested-near-santa-monica-pier

 

[2busy]

 

[SoonerP226]

I’m kinda disappointed, grass whip conjured up images of you going Indiana Jones on some bermuda until I looked it up. We grew up calling them idiot sticks.

My dad called them weed hooks.