Ted Nugent's drummer flees killjoy flatfoots in stolen golf cart, picks up women

[Super Dave]

Nobody lives like a rock star anymore. This is what's wrong with all the depressing bands today, with no damned guitar solos in their tunes. Rock on, Mick Brown! Rock on!!! Show those emo bitches how it's done!

We gotta get us some golf carts!

 

[peanut]

He looks happy. Not many people look happy any more.

 

[cjjtulsa]

I only wish I was cool enough to pull that off when I was touring.

I wish I was cool enough to pull that off being a boring blue collar worker. That's the stuff of legends.