not as funny as RidgeHunter's thread voted 1
This will probably be linked to all sorts of Masonic Lodge conspiracy theory sites, just because you used the word mason twice.
I don't know if yall have seen this on the news or if it was even covered by the news, but I thought it was interesting and figured I would share it. This happened yesterday evening.
I can't guarantee how accurate this information is, because I did not personally witness it, I am only posting info. on what I was told by someone that did witness it.
Yesterday around 5PM some country boys on HWY 9 just east of Norman, attacked a whole chicken, apparently with the intent on frying it. I will not post names, because I dont want to mess up any investigations that may be going on. The victim is in his about plucked, the 2 attackers were older men and his ex-inlaws. 1 of the attackers had 11 herbs and spices on his person and is a colonel, and 1 of those really big tongs with the wood handles. The other attacker for sure had cole slaw, and other weapons that I dont know what they were. They attacked him in the kitchen. Aparantly the victim is a bada$$, he supposedly knocked the first guy out cold with 1 peck, and the second one went down after a few pecks, I was told the second guy was badly bleeding from his face.
Luckily nobody was seriously hurt, well except for the chickens pride maybe. The chicken is going to hold a raffle of a pistol with half the winnings going to the chicken and the other half going for trophies for a sack race.
I can't guarantee how accurate this information is, because I did not personally witness it, I am only posting info. on what I was told by someone that did witness it.
Yesterday around 5PM some country boys on HWY 9 just east of Norman, attacked a whole chicken, apparently with the intent on frying it. I will not post names, because I dont want to mess up any investigations that may be going on. The victim is in his about plucked, the 2 attackers were older men and his ex-inlaws. 1 of the attackers had 11 herbs and spices on his person and is a colonel, and 1 of those really big tongs with the wood handles. The other attacker for sure had cole slaw, and other weapons that I dont know what they were. They attacked him in the kitchen. Aparantly the victim is a bada$$, he supposedly knocked the first guy out cold with 1 peck, and the second one went down after a few pecks, I was told the second guy was badly bleeding from his face.
Luckily nobody was seriously hurt, well except for the chickens pride maybe. The chicken is going to hold a raffle of a pistol with half the winnings going to the chicken and the other half going for trophies for a sack race.
I don't know where this Country Boy place is, but I'm staying the hell away there.
I just about sheet my pants on that last line.
OMGosh ... Keelty ... You have OUTDONE yourself (and everyone else I might add) this time.
GC and I are ruint!! lol
GC and I are ruint!! lol
That's some good reporting there... because I am completely confused whether the burger was the attackee or the attacker? Should I be scared of burgers? Or men with spatulas? Apparently spatulas are threatening... had a dog that wouldn't come near me when I had one... but the meat didn't slow him down.
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