OSU- OU Jokes

[caojyn]

This year bedlam will be decided with a spelling contest, it shouldn't last long.

 

[Okie4570]

This year bedlam will be decided with a spelling contest, it shouldn't last long.

What's the first word going to be?

 

[CorpsVet]

Not really a joke, but I refer to the fans of OU as the premature ejaculators, because sooners are people who came to soon . . .

 

[caojyn]

What's the first word going to be?

Couch

 

[cichlid-dave]

A Cowboy and a Sooner at the big game end up in the restroom at the same time. The two both banter and joke for a minute or so. They both finish their business and only shake twice. The Cowboy heads for the door to leave and the Sooner asks him if he is gonna wash his hands and states that at OU they are taught good hygiene. The Cowboy says to him that's nice but at OSU were taught not to pee on our hands.

 

[cichlid-dave]

In a hospital waiting room there are three nervous expectant fathers sitting, and they are each anxiously awaiting the birth of their first child. One expectant father is an OU Sooner, one is an OSU Cowboy, and one is a pig. All of the sudden ...the lights go out and there is total darkness, and you hear people stumbling, and tripping over things. A while later, the lights come back on and a nurse walks in and says the power is back on and everything is OK now, but I have some good news and some bad news for you expectant fathers. The good news is, we have two healthy baby boys and a healthy baby piglet. The bad news is, in all the darkness and confusion we don't exactly know which baby belongs to whom. The doctors were talking and the only thing they could come up with is, for you fathers to draw straws to pick your babies. The fathers all drew straws and the OSU cowboy had the winning straw and got to pick first. He walked back and forth in front of the three babies, he paused, then reached down and picked up the pig and started to walk out. The nurse yelled "sir are you sure you picked the right one?" The cowboy looked at her sadly and said "no, but I don't want to take a chance of ending up with that Sooner kid!"

Ha Ha !!! LOL!!!

 

[Boehlertaught]

Good grief, is there really anything to say about either of these places? And why waste the time? Don't get mad that was the joke...

 

[JD8]

Just for Jwryan...... Stay classy pokes!

http://www.foxsportssouthwest.com/collegefootball/big-12-conference/story/Oklahoma-State-fan-waving-a-turkey-leg-w?blockID=966105&feedID=11451

 

[Gabriel42]

Just for Jwryan...... Stay classy pokes!

http://www.foxsportssouthwest.com/collegefootball/big-12-conference/story/Oklahoma-State-fan-waving-a-turkey-leg-w?blockID=966105&feedID=11451

 

[SPDguns]

I knew this would be good! >