Joke time....It's Friday

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Bierhunter

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Over five thousand years ago. Moses said to the children of Israel, pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land.

Nearly 75 years ago, (when the welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up your Camels, this is the promised land.

Today Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the promise land.

I was so depressed last night thinking about the healthcare plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, saving social security, retirement funds,
etc., I called a suicide hotline.

I had to press-1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan and I told them I was suicidal.

They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck……
 

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A little boy and his mother were walking in a Norman cemetary when they came
upon a headstone that read “Here lies an Oklahoma graduate and an honest man.”

The little boy asked, “Mommy, why did they bury 2 people in there?”
 

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Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, a classy ou Fan and an old drunk are
walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a
hundred dollar bill. Who gets it?



* The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythical creatures.
 

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