Joke time....It's Friday

[Seedy]

Why do OSU students put velcro on their gloves?























To keep a better grip on the sheep.

 

[Wormydog1724]

now this is a good thread!

 

[RETOKSQUID]

A Cowboy walks into a cafe with a shotgun
In one hand pulling a Bull with the other.
He says to the waiter:

"I Want coffee."

The waiter says, "Sure. Coming right up."

He gets the Cowpoke a tall mug of coffee.....
who in turn drinks the coffee down in one gulp,
Turns and blasts the Bull with the shotgun,
Causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.

The next morning the cowboy returns.
He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling
Another bull with the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to
The waiter:

"Give me some coffee."

The waiter says, "Whoa there Cowpoke!"
We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday.
What was all that about, anyway?"

The cowboy proudly says,



"Training for a position in United States Congress:
Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull,
Leave mess for others to clean up,
Disappear for rest of day."

 

[WRH1234]

Little boy looking through the crack in his parents bedroom door has a perplexed look about him..older brother comes along takes a look and shakes his head, "can you believe that's the same woman who just spanked you for sucking your own thumb?"

 

[ryanncass]

a little boy walks into his parents room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what the little boy saw. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. the son sees his mom and asks "what were you and dad doing?" The mother replies "well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flaten it" Your wasting your time says the boy. Why do you say that asked the mom. "Well when you go shoping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up"

 

[870WingBlaster]

Thanks Sooner67...the skeleton pic is EPIC

 

[Sooner67]

Thanks!

 

[tm8634]

That's an old one. And when I first told it, it was the other way around.

ya but your 3 years old.?.?

 

[ignerntbend]

Here's an actual story from Tucks Taxidermy and Archery Shop in Altus. A young man walks in wearing a Sooner's jersey and lays two fox squirrels on the counter.
Tuck says I guess you want them mounted?
Kid says no sir,just shaking hands will be fine.
I did not make that up.

 

[Bierhunter]

There's some good ones here.