Official Gold Bond Thread

[aeropb]

Never thought a bunch of gun loving conservatives would congregate on the internet to discuss the powdering of testicles.

 

[Apogee]

Surely, some have been wondering what the differences in GB colors are:

YELLOW
ACTIVE INGREDIENTS / PURPOSE:

Menthol 0.15% / Anti-Itch
Zinc Oxide 1.0% / Skin Protectant

GREEN
Menthol 0.8% / Anti-Itch
Zinc Oxide 5.0% / Skin Protectant

BLUE
Menthol 1.0% / Anti-Itch

So, according to this, I can rub it on my nose and look like a lifeguard?

 

[AKguy1985]

Never thought a bunch of gun loving conservatives would congregate on the internet to discuss the powdering of testicles.

this made me LOL

 

[turkeyrun]

SHTF, a good 'powdering of testicles' , preferably with an 870 loaded with 7 1/2's could be just what the Dr. ordered to 'clear up' a 'sticky situation'.

 

[Danny Tanner]

After watching me administer application after application, my wife said it reminds her of these types of commercials, at the :12-:13 mark.

 

[7stw]

Well I broke down and tried the spray on wonder dust/spray and its a little pricey but oh so refreshing ! Same fawking mentholated awesomeness without the dust "fairies" on the rug. Probably not as easy to reapply as the powder but defiantly has a spot in my shaving kit.

 

[kroberts2131]

If you have jock itch, gold bond is not a smart choice! Ask me how I know? I never want that crap again!!!!!

 

[AKguy1985]

It was a gold bond kinda morning yesterday. But I had to do with baby powder.

 

[rhodesbe]

It was a gold bond kinda morning yesterday. But I had to do with baby powder.

 

[cjjtulsa]

So, according to this, I can rub it on my nose and look like a lifeguard?

I might ask my wife if she wants to try this - after I apply it to myself, first.