Official Gold Bond Thread

[rhodesbe]

I keep wanting to reapply for the sensation. The glide-effect is just an added bonus at this point. I'm afraid of where I'm going from here. My wife may wake up to find my body next to her, OD'd on Gold Bond, lyng dead with a pile of minty-fresh balls piled between my legs.

RIP Danny Tanner

 

[Danny Tanner]

you strike me as the type of kid that had to get burned before he stopped touching the stove, we can recognize our own, if that's the case put a light dusting on after your next shower. Exponential difference

I powdered the kids after hopping out of the shower this morning. A bit more sting than my experiences last night, but if anything, they were only partly damp. It was a great sensation on my way to work, though. I never thought of myself as a masochist, but Gold Bond Powder may have changed my mind.

 

[turkeyrun]

Reminds me of wayyyyyyyyyyyyy back when a teenager. Cousin came running through the house screaming.

Found out later he had a serious case of summertime ROT and had been applying some ointment. Wasn't watching what he was doing and got Grandma's Ben Gay and smeared the fellas with a big glob.


It's always funny when it happens to somebody else.

 

[inactive]

I never thought of myself as a masochist, but Gold Bond Powder may have changed my mind.

That line is pure gold (bond).

 

[SoonerP226]

This thread...

 

[shotty]

Used to use GB, I work outside in this heat. Had many a case of extreme monkey butt. Started wearing boxer briefs and using Corona multi purpose ointment. This stuff is used for horses and cattle, but a nurse told me about it. It's a thick cream that stays put.

 

[beast1989]

Used to use GB, I work outside in this heat. Had many a case of extreme monkey butt. Started wearing boxer briefs and using Corona multi purpose ointment. This stuff is used for horses and cattle, but a nurse told me about it. It's a thick cream that stays put.

Swamp ass so severe you think you just might have shyt yourself without knowing. Been there.

 

[Istandalone]

I've doing some research.

Yellow = ball powder n00b
Green = ball powder specialist
Blue = just plain nuclear nut-melting toxic junk-burner

This about it?

I use-a the blue. I only cry for a second or two. Like rubbing blue star ointment on your junk.

 

[caojyn]

Swamp ass so severe you think you just might have shyt yourself without knowing. Been there.

 

[RidgeHunter]

I keep wanting to reapply for the sensation. The glide-effect is just an added bonus at this point. I'm afraid of where I'm going from here. My wife may wake up to find my body next to her, OD'd on Gold Bond, lyng dead with a pile of minty-fresh balls piled between my legs.

I've read this post many times at this point. The last sentence. The last sentence, man. "a pile of minty-fresh balls piled between my legs"

Let's break this down. The first thing that gave me pause was that "pile" is used twice. That makes the sentence a little awkward, and made me aware of something else.

Just exactly how many balls do you have, Danny? I can safely say I do not posses enough balls to form a pile.