OSA Anonymous Poll: Have you sexted?

[criticalbass]

Must be a generational thing.

Old man (OM) to old wife (OW): "Git in bed. We're gonna try something new."

OW: "Fine with me."

OM: "I love you."

OW: "I love you too."

OM "I really love you."

OW: "Well, I really love you too."

OM: "I really love you a whole bunch!"

OW: "Well, the feeling is mutual."

OM: "I dunno about you, but this oral sex ain't doin' a dang thing for me."

Maybe if they tried it by texting?

We may be closer to Woody Allen's "orgasmatron" than we think.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orgasmatron

 

[criticalbass]

O.K. maybe I should start another thread, but I'll ask this question right here. How long do you have to wait to send a woman a picher of your goober? I've stated this many times on here but it's always been deleted. Everytime I send a picher of my freakishly large goober to a female, she's all like, "leave me alone, O.K?"

How do I convince her that its' not as big as it looks? That it's an optical illusion? That it only looks so large because the rest of me is so small? That it doesn't mean to hurt her? That it wants to be her friend?

I think no one wants to risk a case of peanuts envy.

 

[cjjtulsa]

Is that why they call you Speedy Gonzales?

That's because it's the size of a mouse.

Or maybe it's because of the efficiency with which it does it's job?

Just be careful, RH. You're toeing the line between blissfully ignorant and avalanche of dong pics.

Oh great - I got to see a thread of sexting screen-captures this morning when I logged on; I wonder what will get posted early tomorrow? OSA's "gallery of goobers"?

 

[sethk]

I've jexted once. That is my newly made up word for fake/ironic sexting. Out on town on a job, send the wife a message "hey, wanna sext" then "what are you wearing" then "I'm touching my inner thigh", all the while knowing that she was laughing her head off. might have thrown in a borderline A-Wein pic just for the effect.

 

[tRidiot]

Done the sexting thing, received lots of pictures, never sent anything but a face picture... can't imagine anyone would want to see more, no matter how many times they ask. Would hate to ruin the "fantasy".

As for the webcam/facetime stuff, never happen for me. I mean, just no way.

I think I've left some opportunities by the wayside that way, perhaps... but I just can't bring myself to do it. I dunno.

 

[beast1989]

Ill never forget my best friend in high school borrowed my phone and when she gave it back she had some sexting pictures in there that she had sent to one of my buddies she was dating at the time.

Thank god she had a nice body and a perfectly hung set of twins.

 

[SoonerP226]

Given that I only text family and people from work, sexting would be more than a bit awkward, so no, I don't sext. I tried once with that hot environmental monitor in my datacenter, but I couldn't even get it to stop talking Celsius...

 

[Mr10mm]

Now that's pretty funny. Anyways haven't sexted yet but I picked up a few lines today about medium loads, jehovah hands and how not to lose game after years of being married.

 

[dennishoddy]

Don't hang out on Craigs list personals much do ya?

 

[dennishoddy]

OSA's "gallery of goobers"?

Don't call me a goober